This Git tutorial contains:
🔞 STRICTLY 18+ ONLY 🔞
By continuing, you acknowledge that you're an adult who can handle profanity-laden educational content about Git and the reality of software development.
The brutally honest Git tutorial for developers who are tired of corporate bullshit explanations
Warning: Side effects include understanding Git workflows, using proper commit messages, and not getting fired on your first day. May cause sudden competence in version control.
Unlike other tutorials that treat you like an idiot, we acknowledge that Git is confusing as hell and explain it properly
Learn by fucking up in a safe environment. Make mistakes, see what breaks, and understand why Git hates you - just like in real development hell.
We explain Git branches as parallel universes where you can break shit without destroying everyone else's work. Because that's exactly what they fucking are.
Learn Git through scenarios of workplace incompetence and developer despair. Because that's the environment where you'll actually be using this shit.
"Holy shit, finally a Git tutorial that doesn't make me want to throw my laptop out the window. The profanity actually helped me remember the commands better."
Jamie S.
Junior Dev (Formerly Clueless)
"This tutorial saved my ass and my job. I went from being terrified of Git to actually understanding what the fuck I was doing. The humor made it bearable."
Alex T.
Bootcamp Survivor
"I've been coding for 3 years and still didn't understand Git. This tutorial explained it in a way that finally clicked. Plus it's fucking hilarious."
Morgan K.
Self-Taught Developer
"Best Git tutorial I've ever seen. No corporate bullshit, just straight talk about how this shit actually works. My team lead was impressed with my Git skills after this."
Danny R.
Career Changer